The Anti-Glitter Manifesto: Humanity’s Sparkly Nightmare Must End Glitter. That sparkly, shiny, pain-in-the-ass substance that somehow manages to worm its way into every corner of the known universe, especially on Valentine's Day. Let’s not mince words here: glitter is the herpes of the craft world. It’s invasive, it’s permanent, and no matter how hard you try to get rid of it, it keeps showing up like an unwanted ex who refuses to lose your number. We, the anti-glitter revolutionaries, have had enough. It’s time to declare glitter the enemy of humanity and unite the world in a mission to