Guest Count Chaos: How Many Assholes Do You Really Need at Your Wedding? By [Your Name], The Wedding Industry’s Snarkiest Truth-Teller, Engaged AF Magazine Wedding planning? A war zone. And the guest list? That’s your first fucking landmine. It’ll blow your budget, your sanity, and your ability to love your family in under 10 minutes. You’re armed with a pen, a bottle of bourbon, and a spreadsheet full of names. Some you love. Some you’d love to launch into a volcano. So how many people should you actually invite? We’ve shot 450+ weddings with Epoch Moment, and lemme tell