The Wedding Industry Shitshow: How to Outsmart Slumps and Not Let Your Bank Account Die Like a Sad Bridesmaid Speech Welcome to the wedding biz, where one day you’re drowning in bookings, sipping a margarita like a fancy asshole, and the next your calendar’s emptier than a vegan’s plate at a pig roast. Seasonal slumps are realer than my grandma’s guilt trips about not calling, and they’ll fuck you harder than a tequila hangover if you’re not prepped. But I’m not here to sob into my beer. I’ve been slinging pics and vids at Epoch Moment for 10 years—450+