Love: The Most Abused F*cking Word in the History of Ever Let’s start with the basics: the dictionary definition of love. According to Merriam-Webster, love is "a feeling of strong or constant affection for a person." Sounds profound, doesn’t it? A word so powerful it’s shaped history, toppled empires, inspired revolutions, and made people do some truly dumbass shit. And yet, here we are, using this legendary word to describe… pizza. You love pizza? Really? Are you prepared to take a solemn vow to honor and cherish pizza in sickness and health? Will you defend pepperoni’s honor till your