“You’re Not a Wedding Planner—So Stop Expecting Perfection” (Or: Why Shit Will Go Wrong and That’s Half the Fun) Here’s a secret that the wedding industry will never put in a shiny brochure: Even the most organized, type-A, spreadsheet-loving, hyper-prepared couple on Earth is going to have something go wrong on their wedding day. Period. The only difference between a couple who has a good time and a couple who melts down is this: one group laughs about it, the other group lets it ruin their day. Perfection Is a Lie (and Honestly, It’s Boring) I’ve seen couples cry