The “Fuck Tradition” Guide: 7 Wedding Rules You Should Totally Break You want to know the quickest way to kill the vibe at your wedding? Choke the life out of it with a bunch of tired-ass traditions nobody even likes anymore. Here’s the deal: if something feels stupid, cringey, or just not you, you have my full permission—hell, my enthusiastic support—to say fuck it and do something else. Let’s light a match to the rulebook and break some chains. 1. You Don’t Need a White Dress (or a Dress at All) Let’s get real—this is your damn day, not